a parody of "Of Mice and Men*

[Ameskid]

I couldn't bring myself to mention his name.  I just finished reading "Of Mice and Men" for school, and hated it.  Steinbeck decides to kill off the one character I was rooting for.  So, seeing how much I hated it, I decided to do what any normal person would do, and write a parody!

Of Mice and Men
By John Steinbeck

Meet Lennie.

Lennie?

Yoo-hoo! Where are you, Lennie?

This is Lennie.  

Lennie has a problem.

[Ameskid]

Lennie loves rabbits.

Lennie wants a rabbit.

Except Lennie can't have one, for he has a problem...

Lennie likes to kill things.

(Who, me?)

Yes, you, Lennie.

Lennie killed a mouse.

Lennie killed a dog.

Lenny killed a fully-grown woman.

All with his bare hands.

Lennie also broke somebody's hand.

Based on the evidence, if Lennie gets a rabbit, then he will break its paw, break its neck, and kill it...twice.

Sorry, Lennie.

No rabbit for you.

THE END
of this book was very depressing.

[Valerie]

Oh wow...guess I don't want to read that lol! Thanks for the heads up :)