The "mall" game

[Pikapower]

Here's a little game that kind of made up where you're in a mall and you have to buy only three things that would freak out a cashier. But, you have to keep it clean, no dirty stuff and also you have post pictures of the three items you've "bought" at the mall.

[JJBers]

I'll start:
A roll of paper towels

A bottle of 409

And a kitchen knife