Bay Beach Amusement Park

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Bay Beach (originally called Bay View Beach) is an Amusement Park located in Green Bay, Wisconsin (also home to the Packers NFL football team and the Shopko discount department store chain). It used to have an actual beach, which closed decades ago, when the nearby paper mills contaminated the beach (curse you, Procter & Gamble Paper Products Co. for dumping PCBs in the Fox River where it empties into the Bay of Green Bay! Now we can't swim in the water because it's contaminated!).

The amusment park's rides include the "Scrambler", the "SCAT", the "Tilt-A-Whirl", a giant blue slide, a miniature train, bumper cars, a merry-go-round, a Ferris wheel, a "Sea Dragon", some kiddie rides, and a replica of the "Zippin Pippin" rolercoaster, which was Elvis Presley's favorite rollercoaster from Libertyland Amusement Park in Memphis, Tennessee!

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