Ames song

[C. Fontaine]

http://www.amiright.com/parody/90s/eltonjohn12.shtml

Caution:  Has some language

[jmcnamara96]

Check out my other Ames parodies Summer Sale and How Am I Supposed To Shop Without Ames? Thanks for your votes!!!
I saw you shopping at the Ames store
Buying things you didn't need
A credit card without a limit
A message you didn't heed

In the time it took to stand in line
You just get ready to hand the check
You say that you don't need your stuff
And then you say, "Oh, what the heck."

CHORUS:
And all she ever needed was An Ames
LIke bitches feel when they find a sale
When bitches flock, it's such a crock
The bitches never fail
It's all they ever needed
Lady, it's An Ames

They have special routes they follow
They shop aisle to aisle
When they zero in on a bargain
Just watch them fight it out awhile

For each bitch everyday's a sale
They enter, take a cart then buy
And they notice the bargains in the bin
And there's a bitch that always cries

REPEAT CHORUS TILL FADE

Thats cachy

[jmcnamara96]

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