I couldn't bring myself to mention his name. I just finished reading "Of Mice and Men" for school, and hated it. Steinbeck decides to kill off the one character I was rooting for. So, seeing how much I hated it, I decided to do what any normal person would do, and write a parody!
Of Mice and Men
By John Steinbeck
Meet Lennie.
Lennie?
Yoo-hoo! Where are you, Lennie?
This is Lennie.
Lennie has a problem.
Lennie loves rabbits.
Lennie wants a rabbit.
Except Lennie can't have one, for he has a problem...
Lennie likes to kill things.
(Who, me?)
Yes, you, Lennie.
Lennie killed a mouse.
Lennie killed a dog.
Lenny killed a fully-grown woman.
All with his bare hands.
Lennie also broke somebody's hand.
Based on the evidence, if Lennie gets a rabbit, then he will break its paw, break its neck, and kill it...twice.
Sorry, Lennie.
No rabbit for you.
THE END
of this book was very depressing.
Oh wow...guess I don't want to read that lol! Thanks for the heads up :)