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Title: a parody of "Of Mice and Men*
Post by: Ameskid on September 30, 2009, 04:59:59 PM
I couldn't bring myself to mention his name.  I just finished reading "Of Mice and Men" for school, and hated it.  Steinbeck decides to kill off the one character I was rooting for.  So, seeing how much I hated it, I decided to do what any normal person would do, and write a parody!

Of Mice and Men
By John Steinbeck

Meet Lennie.

Lennie?

Yoo-hoo! Where are you, Lennie?

This is Lennie.  

Lennie has a problem.
Title: a parody of "Of Mice and Men*
Post by: Ameskid on September 30, 2009, 05:02:41 PM
Lennie loves rabbits.

Lennie wants a rabbit.

Except Lennie can't have one, for he has a problem...

Lennie likes to kill things.

(Who, me?)

Yes, you, Lennie.

Lennie killed a mouse.

Lennie killed a dog.

Lenny killed a fully-grown woman.

All with his bare hands.

Lennie also broke somebody's hand.

Based on the evidence, if Lennie gets a rabbit, then he will break its paw, break its neck, and kill it...twice.

Sorry, Lennie.

No rabbit for you.

THE END
of this book was very depressing.
Title: a parody of "Of Mice and Men*
Post by: Valerie on September 30, 2009, 09:13:05 PM
Oh wow...guess I don't want to read that lol! Thanks for the heads up :)