hears some i know of and some i made up
Montgomery Ward = Monkey Wards:insane:
Service Merchandise = Skezzy Merchandise or Curice Merchandise:insane:
Wal Mart = Spraw Mart :insane:
Target + Tarzay
Kmart = Krap Mart
Grad Union = Grand Onion
:insane:
Stop & Shop = Top & Hop
Jamesway = Amesway
Caldor = Caldorthy:insane:
so u think of some nick names lol
Hey hey hey K-Mart is awesome at least it's better than Mal-wart lol:bouncing:
QuoteOriginally posted by Jag67
Hey hey hey K-Mart is awesome at least it's better than Mal-wart lol:bouncing:
im not a big Kmart fan but i like they way they have there stores set up its just like caldor lol i think that just because the 3 Kmarts near me useto be Caldor but i dont hate Kmart:bouncing::bouncing:
I know I was just kidding lol. :dizzy:
BTW, Are there any Caldors that have been closed for over 10 years?
QuoteOriginally posted by Jag67
I know I was just kidding lol. :dizzy:
BTW, Are there any Caldors that have been closed for over 10 years?
Caldor filed for Bankrupcie 10 years agr they started to closes stors in 1998 one year before they went out
TJ'ZAY'J'S
a mix of TJ Max Zayre and BJ's
Big Kmart - honkin big Kmart
Caldor -Caldor's
Wal Mart-Wally World
Target -shey Tarzey
Stop & Shop- stoppy shoppy
:bigsmile:
jCAK Penny
JC Penny in French lol:insane:
Market Basket: Mucket Bucket *or* The Bucket
Mucket Bucket!!!! I like that!
.....
What's a mucket? (j/k)
Montgomery Ward-monty wards
Caldor-Caldor's
Lord and Taylor-LT or Taylor's
Neiman Marcus-Neiman Mucus
Nordstrom-Nord's
J.C. Penney-Penney's
Jamesway-J Way
Macy's-Star store
Bloomingdale's-Bloomies
T.J. Maxx-Total Junk Maxx
Burlington Coat Factory-Waste of Space factory
Dillard's-The Pickle Store
Stern's-Angry Store
I've heard Nieman-Marcus referred to as "Needless Markup"
Family Bargain Center=Family Garbage Center
Factory 2 U= Factory Rejects 2 U
Rite Aid=Wrong Aid
Shop Rite=Shop Wrong
Save Mart=Slave Mart
Roos/Atkins=Rude Catskins
Also, just about everyone I knew called the old Thrifty Drug chain "Thrifty's". Even though in all the advertising they always said "Thrifty", people called it "Thrifty's".
Woolworth was often slurred so it sounded like people were saying "Woolworse"...
Marshall Field's- Marshall's overgrown field
JCPenny- JC Penny pinchers
K-Mart- K Farts
Gaint Eagle- Gaint Bagle
The Home Depot- The Home De pot
Wegmans - Weggies
Wal-Mart - Wally-Mart
Blockbuster - Blockbusted XD
Toys "R" Us - Toys "Or" Bust
Zany Brainy - Insany Brainy
Montgomery Ward - Montgomery Wierd
J.C. Penny - Just Count Penny
Chuck E. Cheese's - Yuck E. Cheese's
Shoprite - Sh**Rite, probably because the one near me, the aisles are narrow and going thru the store you always get in the way of someone (especially if you let your cart just stay still!) Also every time I am there they always seem to be stocking yogurts! And I will want to get some, but again always stockin the yogurts.
Acme - The ack-a-me!
old country buffet - ocb
Walmart - Wally World
7-Eleven - Sev.
Kohl's - Lump of Kohl's XD
Barnes & Noble - B&N
Big Lots - BL, Big Lots of Cheap Stuff
McDonald's - Mickey D's
Burger King - BK
Kentucky Fired Chcken/KFC - The Conel's Place
Tim Hortons - Timmy Ho's
Cold Stone Creamery - Stone Cold Creamery
Tops - Taps XD
Giant Egale - Giant Iggle XD
Fay's Drugs - Fay'sed Out XD
Kaufmann's - Cough Man's XD
Caldor - CalDora XD
Walgreen's - Green Walls XD
Employees of Shop and Save stores in Pittsburgh
invariably refer to them as "Slop and Slave". ;D
We also have a home remodeling chain here called
Busy Beaver. Some of the names used to refer to THAT
one can't be reprinted on a family forum. :o
I got more
* Justice & Brothers - J&B, Justice & Bros.
*Wal-Mart -Wal-Fart
*Friendly's - Fiendly's
Burger King - Booger King - eew!
McDonald's - Mickey D's, Mac & Don's, Macca's, Ronnie Mac's, Rotten Ronnie's
Target - Tar-jay
Wal-Mart - Sprawl-Mart
* Big Lots - Big Snots (eww!)
* Kmart - Kfart
* Buffalo Wild Wings - B-Dubs, Buffalo Mild Wings
Kmart - Kame Apart
Best Buy - Worst Buy